I was sold.. sort of
Bran has been attempting to sell me into servitude since the beginning of festival and was marginally successful on Sunday for a short time. This fabulous young lady with a very cute and bubbly personality bid on me and I have yet to fathom the reason why. I have to admit it was great fun and she was very cute and sweet. We are always trying to have fun with the patrons and she helped us out by playing along. She did so with much aplomb I might add.
Therefore we wish to thank Nicole down at Pendragon Costumes for not abusing me too much and having fun with us. It is too bad you will not be there during the final weekend. Your fabulous smile will be missed at our shop and we hope to see you again next year. We may not have any Iced Spice Wine at that time, but we will certainly attempt to have something else you and the crew down at your shop might enjoy.
Once again thank you.
Therefore we wish to thank Nicole down at Pendragon Costumes for not abusing me too much and having fun with us. It is too bad you will not be there during the final weekend. Your fabulous smile will be missed at our shop and we hope to see you again next year. We may not have any Iced Spice Wine at that time, but we will certainly attempt to have something else you and the crew down at your shop might enjoy.
Once again thank you.
posted by John the Cooper | Tuesday, November 15, 2005
6 Comments:
O.K.
Everone is entitled to his side of the story, no mater how delusional it may be.
I had John on the auction block again. Opening at a mere $100. His wife (she is a geourgeous red head and could probably do better)Came to his rescue at $200, The highest counter I could get was $250. It did not reach my reserve price of $300. If I could have gotten John into that tiny loin cloth and gotten him to perform the original Cambodian Fertility Dance again, I am sure I could have closed a deal.
Any of you ladies who read this please come by Indulgences at the festival and insist that John do his dance again, and of course leave him a comment to this effect here on line. And of course I could offer the option of a thong instead of the loin cloth. Ladies choice. Lets all vote on this.
And as to the Iced Spiced White Wine that was so popular this week end. I will have John crushing his grapes with his feet Friday night to be sure we can offer it to you. It is a real treat. (I mean the wine of course).
Looking forward to seeing you at the festival.
Bran
I vote for the loin cloth. Throw in a bottle of Iced Spiced Wine and you've got a deal. Tell John I will see him this weekend. In the meantime I have a lot aluminum cans to collect and a piggy bank to break open.
No fertility dance! Please! But the loin cloth is always couraged.
;-)
Would you be willing to have John deliver some Iced Spice White Wine to my employees on Saturday?
It really depends on how busy we are, but it might be possible. hmmm. What do I get for a tip if I do?? Someone tell me WHAT is this fascination with a loin cloth and seeing me nearly naked?? Although temptation is gnawing within me after seeing that leather outfit and cute little dress. Just how do I get myself into these situations?
John:
Do I have to remind you again that:
"The merchendise is not allowed an option in the negotiations."
When was the last time you ordered a plate of ravioli and let it win an arguement over whether it was going to get eaten or not.
Practice those dance moves!
Bran
I'll taken on the bidder on the loin cloth and bottle of Iced Spiced!
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